gator huntin'

So you ask, how would one go about hunting said gators?

This is the very question I asked myself a few days ago before I got to experience it first hand. If you ever sit down to watch Swamp People and you say to yourself- self, lets go get us a gator. Here is a nice little how-to.

Step 1: Hop on a boat just at sunset and make sure to grab a view such as this one.

taken at Coon Creek Club in East Texas

taken at Coon Creek Club in East Texas

Step 2: Take pictures impersonating Swamp People. 

pretty good, eh?

Step 3: Set a large piece of bamboo near an area where gators are likely to abide. Attach an extra long wire with a bright buoy at one end and a large hook at the other end via duct tape and clothespins. Apply gloves and hook a piece of rancid, rotten, extremely appealing and appetizing chicken as bait.

Step 4: Get a good night's rest and then check back in the morning to see if a gator has taken the bait. 

We discovered Mister Alligator leisurely swimming underneath our bamboo contraption..the chicken was gone. Do not underestimate!

Step 5: Even if there is not a gator on the end of your hook, pick some water lilies and enjoy the sunshine.